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Headline: Take A Train To Cloud 9.
"A trolley up the mountain, a real Lover's Leap, an underground waterfall - with so many firsts, your head truly will be in the clouds." ]]>
Headline: Take A Train To Cloud 9.
"A trolley up the mountain, a real Lover's Leap, an underground waterfall - with so many firsts, your head truly will be in the clouds." ]]>
Headline: A Pool Turns A Trip Into A Vacation.
"Thanks to our great hotel packages, you can relax by the pool for a perfectly reasonable rate. Our hotels are close to all the best downtown attractions, and many are steps from the free electric shuttle that will take you around town." ]]>
Headline: A Pool Turns A Trip Into A Vacation.
"Thanks to our great hotel packages, you can relax by the pool for a perfectly reasonable rate. Our hotels are close to all the best downtown attractions, and many are steps from the free electric shuttle that will take you around town." ]]>
Headline: Moonpie cheesecake. Need We Say More?
"The daily special is every dish on the menu. Buttermilk fried chicken and MoonPie cheesecake are served in a retro ambiance that's comfortably cool. And breakfast is served with complete disregard for the actual time of day." ]]>
Headline: Moonpie cheesecake. Need We Say More?
"The daily special is every dish on the menu. Buttermilk fried chicken and MoonPie cheesecake are served in a retro ambiance that's comfortably cool. And breakfast is served with complete disregard for the actual time of day." ]]>
Tag Line: Impress the toughest critics.
"Karen’s pasta is pure bliss. She must have sprinkled it with her expired Prozac."

Food so good, it knocks the smack out of haters' mouths.]]>
Tag Line: Impress the toughest critics.
"Karen’s pasta is pure bliss. She must have sprinkled it with her expired Prozac."

Food so good, it knocks the smack out of haters' mouths.]]>
Tag Line: Impress the toughest critics.
"Susan’s salad is so colorful. Apparently she’s only blind when it comes to fashion. "

Food so good, it knocks the smack out of haters' mouths. ]]>
Tag Line: Impress the toughest critics.
"Susan’s salad is so colorful. Apparently she’s only blind when it comes to fashion. "

Food so good, it knocks the smack out of haters' mouths. ]]>
Tag Line: Impress the toughest critics.
"Beth’s pie is delicious. I didn’t know she had other hobbies besides Botox."

Food so good, it knocks the smack out of haters' mouths.]]>
Tag Line: Impress the toughest critics.
"Beth’s pie is delicious. I didn’t know she had other hobbies besides Botox."

Food so good, it knocks the smack out of haters' mouths.]]>
"After eating this you'll hate your coworkers less. But they'll hate you more. "]]>
"After eating this you'll hate your coworkers less. But they'll hate you more. "]]>
At first, the lenticular ad looks like ho-hum grilled cheese.
But not for long…
Behold, the power of better ingredients! ]]>
At first, the lenticular ad looks like ho-hum grilled cheese.
But not for long…
Behold, the power of better ingredients! ]]>
Here, she provides an alternate to a savory but suspect Thanksgiving fav. ]]>
Here, she provides an alternate to a savory but suspect Thanksgiving fav. ]]>
Betty the Blogger rewrites people’s recipes with a generous dose of comedic snark. ]]>
Betty the Blogger rewrites people’s recipes with a generous dose of comedic snark. ]]>